Anybody out there know a good story about Tucker Max?
[originally posted on "Tucker Max Is A Douchebag" blog on Friday, January 20, 2006]
Tucker Max has posted many stories on his website about he's had sex with tons of women, treated them all pretty shitty, and been a dick to pretty much everyone else. However, it seems as though we've only been getting half of the story.
There must be someone out there who has something negative to say about Tucker Max. There has to be someone who's had an unpleasent experience with him in the past. Whomever you are, please post them here! The Internet world needs to know the truth about Tucker. There's no reason why this tool should be able to talk himself up the way he does without his detractors letting the truth about him be known.
Regale us with your true-life Tucker Max stories!
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Thursday, June 4, 2009
Archive Post - "Tucker's nemesis, 'Cloud Starchaser'"
Tucker's nemesis, "Cloud Starchaser"
[originally posted on "Tucker Max Is A Douchebag" blog on Wednesday, January 18, 2006]
There's a very strange young man who apparently hates Tucker Max for backing off of some sort of wager about who will be the first to successfully pitch a television show idea to Hollywood execs or something like that. This young man calls himself "Cloud Stormchaser" for some reason unbeknownst to me.
Anyway, Cloud has been hounding Tucker for the past couple months for a meeting to discuss things. Tucker wants nothing to do with Cloud, but Cloud is very persistent, pissing Tucker off all the way. For example, Cloud posted Tucker's cell phone number in a post on his blog. Cloud was also banned from the message boards at Tucker's website because he was poking too much fun at Tucker, making Tucker look like a tool. He also tried to talk to Tucker at a bar in NY were Tucker is supposedly a minority owner. At this bar Cloud got in a streetfight with some tool from Tucker's messaage boards who calls himself "Kungfu Mike." Depsite the tough name, Kungfu Mike fought Cloud to a draw. I think Cloud would have taken Kungfu if Kungfu's tubby friend hadn't intervened. You can check out the fight at this website.
Anyway, be sure to check out Cloud's blog for more info about what a tool Tucker Max is. This is what Cloud looks like:
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[originally posted on "Tucker Max Is A Douchebag" blog on Wednesday, January 18, 2006]
There's a very strange young man who apparently hates Tucker Max for backing off of some sort of wager about who will be the first to successfully pitch a television show idea to Hollywood execs or something like that. This young man calls himself "Cloud Stormchaser" for some reason unbeknownst to me.
Anyway, Cloud has been hounding Tucker for the past couple months for a meeting to discuss things. Tucker wants nothing to do with Cloud, but Cloud is very persistent, pissing Tucker off all the way. For example, Cloud posted Tucker's cell phone number in a post on his blog. Cloud was also banned from the message boards at Tucker's website because he was poking too much fun at Tucker, making Tucker look like a tool. He also tried to talk to Tucker at a bar in NY were Tucker is supposedly a minority owner. At this bar Cloud got in a streetfight with some tool from Tucker's messaage boards who calls himself "Kungfu Mike." Depsite the tough name, Kungfu Mike fought Cloud to a draw. I think Cloud would have taken Kungfu if Kungfu's tubby friend hadn't intervened. You can check out the fight at this website.
Anyway, be sure to check out Cloud's blog for more info about what a tool Tucker Max is. This is what Cloud looks like:
Here is a link to the comments to this post from the former "Tucker Max Is A Douchebag" blog
Archived Post - "Tucker Max is a Douchebag"
Tucker Max is a douchebag
[originally posted on "Tucker Max Is A Douchebag" blog on Tuesday, January 17, 2006]
I recently discovered the website TuckerMax.com where an unemployed man, Tucker Max, posts stories about himself and his sexual exploits. Max (shown in the picture on the left) has posted numerous stories on his website about getting piss drunk to the point of vomiting, being an asshole to women and everyone in general, having lots of sex, and being a huge dickhead. I suggest you check out his website to judge for yourself exactly how much of a tool he really is.
Max's stories, while somewhat funny at first glance, quickly get old. The worst part is that even though they are obviously completely fabricated, Max pretends that they actually happened in pathetic attempt to build himself up as a self-professed "stud."
Max has also written three "books," if you can even call them that. One is a book of pick-up lines and the other two are supposedly reshashes of the same bullshit stories he posts on his website. If you look at the reviews for these books on amazon.com, you'll see that they have an inordinate number of 5-star reviews from people who have never before reviewed any other amazon.com products. These are clearly fake reviews submitted by Max and/or the group of retards who kiss his ass on message boards on his website. How pathetic. I'd be surprised if some of the guys who frequent his website haven't already had man-on-man gay sex with him.
What's even more pathetic is that Max is at least 30 and yet still gets drunk every weekend and hangs out at frat houses with kids barely half his age (these frat parties are probably huge "sausage-fests"). What a pathetic loser! If he reads this blog, I'm sure he'll post a comment that "I'm just jealous of him," or some crap like that. I can honestly say I'm not even remotely jealous - I'm just disgusted at how much of a douchebag he is. There's nothing more pathetic than a pompous blowhard.
Here is a link to the comments to this post from the former "Tucker Max Is A Douchebag" blog
[originally posted on "Tucker Max Is A Douchebag" blog on Tuesday, January 17, 2006]
I recently discovered the website TuckerMax.com where an unemployed man, Tucker Max, posts stories about himself and his sexual exploits. Max (shown in the picture on the left) has posted numerous stories on his website about getting piss drunk to the point of vomiting, being an asshole to women and everyone in general, having lots of sex, and being a huge dickhead. I suggest you check out his website to judge for yourself exactly how much of a tool he really is.Max's stories, while somewhat funny at first glance, quickly get old. The worst part is that even though they are obviously completely fabricated, Max pretends that they actually happened in pathetic attempt to build himself up as a self-professed "stud."
Max has also written three "books," if you can even call them that. One is a book of pick-up lines and the other two are supposedly reshashes of the same bullshit stories he posts on his website. If you look at the reviews for these books on amazon.com, you'll see that they have an inordinate number of 5-star reviews from people who have never before reviewed any other amazon.com products. These are clearly fake reviews submitted by Max and/or the group of retards who kiss his ass on message boards on his website. How pathetic. I'd be surprised if some of the guys who frequent his website haven't already had man-on-man gay sex with him.
What's even more pathetic is that Max is at least 30 and yet still gets drunk every weekend and hangs out at frat houses with kids barely half his age (these frat parties are probably huge "sausage-fests"). What a pathetic loser! If he reads this blog, I'm sure he'll post a comment that "I'm just jealous of him," or some crap like that. I can honestly say I'm not even remotely jealous - I'm just disgusted at how much of a douchebag he is. There's nothing more pathetic than a pompous blowhard.
Here is a link to the comments to this post from the former "Tucker Max Is A Douchebag" blog
Hello Again
Hi, it's me Cockly McBeefwell again. I created the popular blog, "Tucker Max Is A Douchebag" (tuckermaxdoucebag.blogspot.com) in early 2006 when I read all of the fake reviews of Tucker Max's book on Amazon.com. I posted stories between January 2006 and March 2007 about Tucker Max's douchebaggery. I stopped in March 2007 because I lost interest in the guy. However, my blog became fairly popular and people posted over 6,000 comments to my last blog post.
I was not going to post any more posts about Tucker Max until I discovered that my old blog was deleted. Apparently this happened a couple days ago, although I didn't notice it until today. I cannot be certain, but I suspect that Tucker Max have have somehow been involved in deleting my old blog. Tucker Max enjoys making fun of people on his own website, but he is incapable of withstanding any criticism directed toward him personally. I feel that it is my civic duty to bring back a new Tucker Max Douchebag blog, so feel free to stop by and leave comments.
I will be posting all of my old blog posts as new posts on this blog.
I was not going to post any more posts about Tucker Max until I discovered that my old blog was deleted. Apparently this happened a couple days ago, although I didn't notice it until today. I cannot be certain, but I suspect that Tucker Max have have somehow been involved in deleting my old blog. Tucker Max enjoys making fun of people on his own website, but he is incapable of withstanding any criticism directed toward him personally. I feel that it is my civic duty to bring back a new Tucker Max Douchebag blog, so feel free to stop by and leave comments.
I will be posting all of my old blog posts as new posts on this blog.
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