Thursday, June 4, 2009

Archive Post - "Tucker's nemesis, 'Cloud Starchaser'"

Tucker's nemesis, "Cloud Starchaser"
[originally posted on "Tucker Max Is A Douchebag" blog on Wednesday, January 18, 2006]

There's a very strange young man who apparently hates Tucker Max for backing off of some sort of wager about who will be the first to successfully pitch a television show idea to Hollywood execs or something like that. This young man calls himself "Cloud Stormchaser" for some reason unbeknownst to me.

Anyway, Cloud has been hounding Tucker for the past couple months for a meeting to discuss things. Tucker wants nothing to do with Cloud, but Cloud is very persistent, pissing Tucker off all the way. For example, Cloud posted Tucker's cell phone number in a post on his blog. Cloud was also banned from the message boards at Tucker's website because he was poking too much fun at Tucker, making Tucker look like a tool. He also tried to talk to Tucker at a bar in NY were Tucker is supposedly a minority owner. At this bar Cloud got in a streetfight with some tool from Tucker's messaage boards who calls himself "Kungfu Mike." Depsite the tough name, Kungfu Mike fought Cloud to a draw. I think Cloud would have taken Kungfu if Kungfu's tubby friend hadn't intervened. You can check out the fight at this website.

Anyway, be sure to check out Cloud's blog for more info about what a tool Tucker Max is. This is what Cloud looks like:



Here is a link to the comments to this post from the former "Tucker Max Is A Douchebag" blog

2 comments:

  1. What a terrific young man this Cloud Starchaser fellow is. It's about time someone stood up to that hooligan Tucker Max and all his low life friends.

    ReplyDelete
  2. Cloud Starchaser is the actual "real Tucker Max" because he is Jesus Christ and the fictional Tucker Max in I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell is actually a Christ Allegory and thus a fictional version of Cloud just like Neo in The Matrix and Clark Kent/Superman in Man of Steel are.

    ReplyDelete