[originally posted on "Tucker Max Is A Douchebag" blog on Saturday, March 24, 2007]
The story below was copied from a Facebook.com account. A link to this story in the comments to an older post awhile ago.
Tucker Max's face, meet Megan ******'s hand
Megan was discussing ball shaving with a nice man at a tailgate. Good start to this story;) NE ways, Tucker Max was also at the tailgate and started talking shit to Megan (he obviously thought she was a hot girl who would sleep w/ him if acted like an asshole, and he was showing off in front of his buddies). Megan hit him on the arm, and he said that meant Megan wanted to fuck him because if she hit him in the face, then he'd know she was mad. She then dissed his elastic waistband (yes, he was wearing elastic waistband shorts, what is he, 12?), and he said "its so stupid bitch whores like you can suck my dick without any confusion." So she slapped him in the face!!!
Tucker threw his drink at her, Candice threw her drink at Tucker with lightning fast reflexes, then he proceeded to grab Megan by her hair and hit her in the face with his pathetically small hands. With a bruised face, and a bruised ego, he took his shriveled penis back to his buddies.
In Tucker Max's own words, "My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole." Oh, and he hits girls.
Here is a link to the comments to this post from the former "Tucker Max Is A Douchebag" blog
this is a repeat story and totally made up. nice try, Mcbeefsmoker.
ReplyDeleteThere's no place like home... there's no place like home....
ReplyDeleteYAY! TUCKERMAXDOUCEBAGBLOG I LUVZ YOU LETS NEVER PART AGAIN! YAY!
ReplyDeleteOhwait no I'm supposed to say this instead:
"It's a repeat, but a classic nonetheless: a perfect depiction of TM's douchebaggedness, his tiny body parts, and his limp-wristed fighting style."
Aaaaaand heeeeere we go again!
Cockly -
ReplyDeleteI think this calls for a NEW post about the Movie. A nice summation of Tucker's claims and then reality ...
For example - him saying his script was out of this world. Then his buddy visits the set and writes an article about the production (posted by TMax himself) saying that while the script sucked, the actors were doing a good job with it.
Or - TMax's claim that he would get wide distribution when in reality he's getting 450 screens.
I <3 "this is a repeat story and totally made up. nice try, mcbeefsmoker." It's good to be home :D
ReplyDeletejust for the record:
ReplyDeletehttps://www.blogger.com/comment.g?postID=117436504077523328&blogID=21127102&isPopup=false&page=1
or
http://tinyurl.com/nghfgb
for the original comment thread to this story (6000 posts and counting!)